GPS

"Oh what a beautiful morning, Oh what a beautiful Day..." It is time to start our new job in Steiner Ranch. I made Steph get up and goin' and the "crack of dawn" for her (9:40)...Just Kiddin', (a little).

Anywho, since Steph claims to have a built in GPS, I had her guide me on our way since this location is up in Lakeland in mountains that you didn't even knew were in Austin. Are we even in Texas? Seriously...She told me to turn on 2244, which is really the same as FM620 according to her GPS. So I did, and we drove and drove and drove and drove and drove and NO Steiner. But we saw these lovely "Pelicans" on the corner of 360, which clearly is not on the way to Steiner Ranch. Okay, so I learned that they are not called "Pelicans", I guess they are Flamingo's. 2244/620, Pelicans/Flamingo's, it's all the same, right?

So as we are driving for a million years through sweet Austin, Steph keeps saying, "Oh, look, that is what I want on my house, see those doors? See that tile? See that rot iron? See? See? See?

"That patio, that is on my house too. What a coincidence!"

"That is my Roof"

"I can't believe it, that is going to be my new Chapel!"

After making our journey, I asked Steph what she really meant a built in GPS. She said, "It means, Going Place's Somewhere!" Hello? And that we did. We went places, somewhere. But how can you be upset when you have a friend that writes you commercials. Here is the newest Mastercard commercial to express our day. I am thinking that Steph could make way more money writing commercials for Mastercard, than removing wallpaper. It is suicide people!

Therapy because of a friend that drives you crazy-$150.00

Tearing off wallpaper in millions of tiny pieces-$250.00

Gas for 1 1/2 hours of driving because you took a wrong turn-$75.00

Lunch at Wendy's because you were starving and had the shakes- $10.00

Spray bottle of wallpaper remover that ran out-$4.00

Huge bottle of wallpaper remover- $30.00

Cute little mittens to spread the huge bottle of wallpaper remover on the wall- $7.00

Doing all of this with my best friend while laughing our heads off--priceless