Thursday, January 31, 2008

Love that School Lunch

Yesterday we went to eat with Michaela and Dylan at school. They have been asking for 3 weeks, since my mom arrived. I could no longer put it off. Don't get me wrong, I love having lunch with my kiddos, just not everyone elses! What is wrong with me.? There is something about 200 kids packed into a cafeteria. The smell, the noise, the insanity! It's like serving me a platter of anxiety.
It was fun none the less. Michaela didn't want her picture taken, but Dylan happily obliged. How does one eat an apple with no teeth?


Dylans Best Buddy at school. Why? Because boys just get into trouble and "Yema" never has to move her clip. It's a school thing. Anyways, I always knew he would be a ladies man. He is just like his Daddy...








Sunday, January 27, 2008

The Donkey's

Yesterday we dropped Michaela off at a friends birthday party off FM1826. They lived on a farm and had a bunch of donkey's. So dang cute. Addison was feeding them all kinds of crap off the ground and they were eating it! I think that they just wanted to hear her little giggle everytime they put something more and more outrageous in their mouths. It was the funniest thing.

Dylan has not stopped talking about getting a donkey with his allowance since yesterday. The kid is driving me nuts. He doesn't understand why we can't just move to a farm and have animals. I tried to explain to him that I can't afford to decorate all their stables the right way and I would just be frustrated. I don't know why he can't get that.


FYI, the owners said that the donkey's love carrots, so you should stop with your kids and feed them some time. They were really cute and what a fun "free" activity.






Happy Birthday!

What a big year for the woman in my family. My Grandma turned the big 70 last Wednesday, and my mom turns 50 tomorrow! Don't they look great? I can only hope to look this good.

Happy Day to ya! My Grandparents are very "old school" when it comes to birthday's and don't celebrate much. Infact it is very reasonable to assume that on your birthday, you may or may not get a card from them, and if you do, it might be a card that says "Happy Birthday Grandson" - with "Grandson" crossed out and "Granddaughter" written in it's place. On her big day we called and she was out shopping - by herself! She came home later that night and I asked if they were going to dinner or what? "No, just staying home!" I figured that I will have to make up for that when she and my Grandpa come in February...

No cake for my mom either! I am going to make sure that she has a really special day on Monday, she is under my control afterall. Don't know exactly what where are going yet, but I can tell you this, Steph and I are taking her to see 27 dresses. She has not been to a movie in over 6 years. Are you kidding me? Happy Birthday Mom.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Addison's 5 Years Old!





So today was Addison's 5th Birthday party. She wanted a Hannah Montana party, so Hannah Montana it was, even though none of her peer's knew who the heck Hannah Montana was. I guess this is what you get when you have an older sister.

Diantha, McKenna, Maya, Chloe, Vivian, & Katie came to celebrate with Addison today. They sat around our table eating pizza and jello like they were in England at a tea party. Everyone was so quiet and polite!
Then we played "stick the lips on Hannah". Everyone got pretty close, but most of the girls wouldn't let me blind fold them - they didn't want to mess of their hair or something!?!

After Addison opened her gifts and we had icecream, the girls ran upstairs to play in Addison's room. They loved her new bed and all played dress up for the last hour that they were here.
After about 10 minutes of having all the girls in her room, she came to the stairs and said, "It's 2:00 and time for my friends to go home." I had to inform her that it was only 1:00 and we had a whole other hour left. I guess she is not used to 6 girls going through her stuff and invading her space.

They were all very cute and innocent, which wont last for long. It was fun to have this little age group over and enjoy them.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Silence of the Lambs

Long time no blog, and I am tellin' ya, it has been very interesting over here lately. Over the holiday break we found out that someone had built a fort in our backyard. Our yard has an area that is designated to the Austin drainage system. It is fenced in, and unless you open the fence, you can't see it back there.
One night I was laying in bed and heard noises coming from the left side of my house, directly outside of our bedroom. It sounded like our neighbors had some people over and that they were on their patio in their backyard. I looked out the window and saw no cars. I was too tired to go investigate, and it was cold outside, so I let it go.

The next day, Steve said that the ravine fence was open along with the fence to our backyard. That was very suspicious. He went back there and couldn't believe what he saw. These kids were litterally lighting bonfires 15 feet away from our house in dry brush. Then when you lifted the drainage covers (they look the same as what covers the sewer) this is what he found. This kid had drugs down there, food, clothes, magazines, a tv, fans, toilet paper, knives, stereo, you name it.

The profanity tagged all over the tunnels was crazy. Steve didn't get enough pics, I am going to post some more when his brother sends them to me. It was crazy. I immediately felt sick about the whole thing. I felt violated, someone has been spending hours feet away from my private home.

We wanted to set up some sort of sting operation and bust these guys. But I called my neighbor and when she saw it, she made me call the police right away. They came and we got down there and brought everything up. We actually found a magazine with the boys name and address on it.

The officer went to his house and got him and his dad. Eventually the mom came too. He admitted to doing drugs to the cop. He said that he smoked weed and popped pills. The only thing that his dad could say was, "What were you going to do if it rained?" I wanted to strangle him. At the end of a 3 hour event of Steve pulling all his crap out of there (the cop wouldn't get down there in that disgusting pit because he would have had to remove his gear WHATEVER!), I finally said something to the parents. They kind of just looked at me with this confused expression. I personally fear that this kid doesn't have a chance. It was pathetic. I will update with new details as they come.

For now, this is it. Although I heard that he got busted peeing off someones roof over by the golf course. Wow...


VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED (naughty words)







Sleep Walker

Oh boy, where do I begin? So Thursday night, it is 12:30 am and Steve and I happened to be in bed talking about the day. All the sudden I hear Dylan say, "Could use a littl' help up here!" I go upstairs and he is on the toilet, dazed and confused. I began talking to him and it was clear that he was still sleeping, he had the glazed look over his eyes. When I finally got him to come to, he told me that he pooped in his bedroom on the carpet. Hmm, I looked in there and saw a couple little drips, not so bad, I can clean that up. "No mom, on the other side of my bed!" So I walked around his bed to find a fresh pile of poo right on the carpet. Not a piece, or a dribble...I am talking - he took his pants off in his sleep and took a big soft dump on the carpet. Like a rhino had come through there after having 4 pounds of apples or something. Then in his dream, he decided to go watch TV. So he dribbled poo all the way to the gameroom.

It was disgusting! I am still not sure how to insure that the carpet is really sanitized. I think that I am going to have to get our carpets cleaned. I dry heaved the whole entire time. Oh my gosh...I asked him what happened and he said that he had to poop so bad that he was dreaming that he was on the toilet. I would have taken a picture of this, but it was to gross to post. He will not EVER live this down.


The Tooth Fairy is FIRED!

Dylan lost his tooth at school the other day. He came home so excited for the tooth fairy to come. He was so responsible, holding on to the ziploc bag the teacher had given him at school to put his tooth in. But, when it came to bedtime, the tooth was M.I.A! We couldn't find it anywhere! He was so upset. We told him that we would find it and do it the next day.

So day 2 comes and we found the tooth. He put it under his pillow right before bed. But since, he had lost it the day before, the drama had died down and the tooth fairy forgot to come! What a loser...


We assured him that she must have just forgotten because she came the first night looking for it and was confused. Night 3, he puts it under his pillow again. I don't even remember what happened, but the night was crazy. Tooth fairy seriously needs to be squashed because that no good fairy forgot to come again...


Night 4 - Tooth fairy finally remembered to come, leaving a note (in fairy handwriting), whatever that is, apologizing for the delay. There are a lot of kids losing teeth these days! Afterall, she is not Santa Claus. Geez...

Work Work Work


Holy cow! Things have been so hectic. Work has been super busy, plus my mom is in town. Add sicknesses, church callings, and homework to that, I can barely breath! But I am, apparently, letting down my blogging buds. So here is what I have been working on today and yesterday. This is a girl that lives here in my neighborhood. I picked all the colors for her house after she built it. She has this cute pottery barn bedding that she wanted to accent the walls in. I am no artist and I was a little freaked to do this job. But when you need to pay the bills, you would be surprised what you can come up with. She is very happy. I am going back to touch up and do some more details on Tuesday. Here's the sneak peak:

POTTERY BARN "EMILY"


BEFORE:

AFTER:




Pottery Barn "Animal Bedding"


BEFORE:

AFTER:



(ABOVE CHANGING TABLE)